Fallujah

h/t AH

Fallujah

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi 
terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.  On the opposite side of the 
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the 
squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway 
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both 
took cover in the ditches along the road.  I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein 
was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.  He yelled back that 
Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an 
American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited 
lesbian!  He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!.

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit 
us."